Eric looked down at me. He seemed to have a hickey on his neck. I opened my mouth, and then shut it again. Better not to comment. “I don’t like having feelings,” Eric said coldly, and he left. That was a tough exit line to top.
I recently found a lot of awesome True Blood stuff around Tumblr. This is gonna be long, but hey, you’ll only have to see it once this way :)
Are you not fucking glad I have returned?
- Sookie: I really love Eric and Bill as much as they love my Fairy Vagina
- Bill: I luurrrrv Sookehs Fhairy Vhaghina
- Eric: SOOKIIIIEE IS MINE. And along with her Precious Fairy Vagina.
- Sookie: EW?